My life is embarking on a whole new level of chaos. The rule last week was no children on the table! Yesterday I changed that rule to- Fine! sit on the table, but I'm moving the sugar bowl first, and when you're ready to get down just let me know and I'll help you. Please don't try to do it yourself. Please.... Ok, you can do it yourself, but let me put pillows all over the kitchen floor first. I'm afraid I'm going to be on a first name basis with the 911 dispatcher pretty soon too. How many times can you call them without having an emergency before they take you to jail anyway? I used to change the boys' clothes when they got dirty, but now that it has warmed up they mostly just run around in their diapers. I wish I could just run around sans clothes too. My already huge laundry piles would be smaller if we all didn't have multiple wardrobe changes every day. I've had one year olds before, but this is INSANE! Every day I pull several things out of the toilets (including the babies), get barfed on, peed on, and sometimes a little bit of ickiness from their diapers shows up somewhere on my person. Starting to think that strange mystery odor in my house is not in the fridge, but on me!
My life is embarking on a whole new level of chaos. The rule last week was no children on the table! Yesterday I changed that rule to- Fine! sit on the table, but I'm moving the sugar bowl first, and when you're ready to get down just let me know and I'll help you. Please don't try to do it yourself. Please.... Ok, you can do it yourself, but let me put pillows all over the kitchen floor first. I'm afraid I'm going to be on a first name basis with the 911 dispatcher pretty soon too. How many times can you call them without having an emergency before they take you to jail anyway? I used to change the boys' clothes when they got dirty, but now that it has warmed up they mostly just run around in their diapers. I wish I could just run around sans clothes too. My already huge laundry piles would be smaller if we all didn't have multiple wardrobe changes every day. I've had one year olds before, but this is INSANE! Every day I pull several things out of the toilets (including the babies), get barfed on, peed on, and sometimes a little bit of ickiness from their diapers shows up somewhere on my person. Starting to think that strange mystery odor in my house is not in the fridge, but on me!
There are no words. Let's just say that you're a better woman than I. Best of luck!
ReplyDeleteI am laughing, and I shouldn't, but you do such a good job of describing your chaos. They are sooo, so cute. Wish I could see that chaos in person.
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